My name is Joe, I'm 24 and living in the southwest United States. A few of my favorite fandoms are: Hunger Games; Supernatural; Borgia; Divergent; TFIOS; The Mortal Instruments; The Infernal Devices; House M.D.; Star Wars; Dr. Who; Warhammer 40K (Alpha Legion); My Little Pony; Donnie Darko; Buffy the Vampire Slayer; Grey's Anatomy; Pokemon; and FireflyI participate in paintball, fencing (dual-wielding sabres), Lightsaber dueling, staff spinning and fighting, parkour when I feel like it, cards against humanity, and kicking ass to all those who oppose me.
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
John Green needs to see the thing.
That is definitely why I put it there.
HE FOUND THE THING
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"
"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"
"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"
"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star
'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star
"Went to this ethiopian restaurant and they expected me to actually eat with my hands. Offended. 1/2 star"
"they only had Asian employees. I feel like they may have discriminatory hiring practices"
"The orange chicken wasn’t as authentic as PF Changs."
blood orange.. the sky is so pretentious
October Jones: Hilarious Post-it Notes Left on the Train for Motivation and Cheer
Writer and illustrator October Jones delights with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places. The upbeat doodles, which star the adorable Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to encourage daily commuters.
my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit
its his fault we go through this
if you were wondering this is the image
bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET